Carnuck the Magnificent's
Predictions for 2000

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"How much crow will Y2K doomsters have eaten by the end of January 2000?"

"I guess it won't be the end of the world as we know it then?" inquired Ed.

"The great and mysterious Carnuck sees all!" I said. "Now quit lolligagging and give me the next envelope!"

I placed it over my forehead, closed my eyes, chanted a mantra and said "Mini-me, my but you're getting big! You're now Half-me!"

I returned the envelope to Ed who tore it open, pulled out the card...

and read...


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